Happy Hour of the Damned ePUB ↠ Happy Hour eBook

Happy Hour of the Damned ePUB ↠ Happy Hour  eBook
    Happy Hour of the Damned ePUB ↠ Happy Hour eBook inch stilettos, Balenciaga handbag on sale while satisfying her craving for human flesh Don t judge And no, not like chicken and decent vodkatinisMaking her way through a dangerous world of cloud doped bloodsuckers, reapers, horny and horned devils, werewolves, celebrities, and PR obsessed shapeshifters not to mention an extremely hot bartender named Ricardo isn t easy And the minute one of Amanda s undead friends disappears after texting the word, help The undead so dramatic she knows the afterlife is about to get really uglySomething sinister is at hand Someone or something is hell bent on turning Seattle s undead underworld into a place of true terror And this time, Amanda may meet a fate a lot worse than death."/>
  • Paperback
  • 291 pages
  • Happy Hour of the Damned
  • Mark Henry
  • English
  • 15 January 2019
  • 0758225229

Happy Hour of the Damned❴Read❵ ➵ Happy Hour of the Damned Author Mark Henry – Essayreview.co.uk Seattle One minute you re drinking a vanilla breve, the next, some creepy old dude is breathing on you, turning you into a zombie And that s just for starters Now, the recently deceased Amanda Feral i Seattle One minute you of the PDF Å re drinking a vanilla breve, the next, some creepy old dude is breathing Happy Hour eBook ë on you, turning you into a zombie And that s just for starters Now, the recently deceased Amanda Hour of the PDF/EPUB » Feral is trying to make her way through Seattle s undead scene with style mortuary grade makeup, six inch stilettos, Balenciaga handbag on sale while satisfying her craving for human flesh Don t judge And no, not like chicken and decent vodkatinisMaking her way through a dangerous world of cloud doped bloodsuckers, reapers, horny and horned devils, werewolves, celebrities, and PR obsessed shapeshifters not to mention an extremely hot bartender named Ricardo isn t easy And the minute one of Amanda s undead friends disappears after texting the word, help The undead so dramatic she knows the afterlife is about to get really uglySomething sinister is at hand Someone or something is hell bent on turning Seattle s undead underworld into a place of true terror And this time, Amanda may meet a fate a lot worse than death.


About the Author: Mark Henry

MARK HENRY traded a of the PDF Å career as a counselor to scar minds with his fiction In stories clogged Happy Hour eBook ë with sentient zombies, impotent sex demons, transsexual werewolves and ghostly goth girls, he irreverently processes traumatic issues brought Hour of the PDF/EPUB » on by premature exposure to horror movies, an unwholesome fetish for polyester and or witnessing adult cocktail parties in the swingin s A developmental history further muddied by surviving earthquakes, typhoons, and two volcanic eruptions He somehow continues to live and breathe in the oft maligned, yet not nearly as soggy as you d think, Pacific Northwest, with his wife and four furry monsters that think they re children and have a complete disregard for carpet.


10 thoughts on “Happy Hour of the Damned

  1. says:

    Hey It s my book I love it.

  2. says:

    This is the most foul mouthed and outrageous book I ve ever read It goes from potty mouth to pissy cooch in less than 60 seconds and that s what makes it so fun It s got an all encompassing menagerie of freaks and monsters, including Starbucks baristas with appropriately abusive commentary on their quality Mary Henry quickly establishes the normalcy of horror and gore in his version of Seattle, and then makes light of it in exchange for fashion, cocktails, and dance clubs If you loved Bu This is the most foul mouthed and outrageous book I ve ever read It goes from potty mouth to pissy cooch in less than 60 seconds and that s what makes it so fun It s got an all encompassing menagerie of freaks and monsters, including Starbucks baristas with appropriately abusive commentary on their quality Mary Henry quickly establishes the normalcy of horror and gore in his version of Seattle, and then makes light of it in exchange for fashion, cocktails, and dance clubs If you loved Buffy the Vampire Slayer for its snark and the way it never took itself too seriously, then this book will feel like it grew out of those teenage years into the same raunchy, drunk, and horny freak that you have

  3. says:

    What a treat Funnier than Mary Janice Davidson, and alsoquirky, twisted and gory all positives What happens to a beautiful advertising executive when she discovers she is now a zombie Well, if it s Amanda, she mostly takes it in stride and becomes the toast of the undead club scene Then her friend who is a succubus turns up missing, and with her friends Wendy also a zombie and Gil a gay vampire , she sets out to find her Unfortunately there s a lotgoing on in Seattle s u What a treat Funnier than Mary Janice Davidson, and alsoquirky, twisted and gory all positives What happens to a beautiful advertising executive when she discovers she is now a zombie Well, if it s Amanda, she mostly takes it in stride and becomes the toast of the undead club scene Then her friend who is a succubus turns up missing, and with her friends Wendy also a zombie and Gil a gay vampire , she sets out to find her Unfortunately there s a lotgoing on in Seattle s undead community, and they find themselves in the middle of it Also unfortunately, zombies do NOT heal from injuries, which just sucks when you can t figure out how to patch together that gaping flesh wound Definite flavors of Jen Lancaster s memoirs, in the categories of bitchy and self centered in a fun way I m trying to remember if I ve ever read a book in which the zombies are the good guys, and I can t think of any While horror based chick lit is everywhere, this has a unique angle and style, and is well worth the read Eagerly awaiting the next volume Road trip of the Living Dead I asked the author if he minds people commenting on a guy writing such detailed, realistic chick lit, and he s fine with it This is clearly a guy who has paid close attention to the women in his life

  4. says:

    Amanda Feral likes to eat Now, since she was turned into a zombie five months ago, her diet has gone from food, to err humans She enjoys eating them too though Her best friend, fellow zombie Wendy and pal, vampire Gil are quite the trio A typical night out for them includes hanging at the hip paranormal spot, the Well of Souls, drinking alcohol the one thing a zombie can digest besides human flesh and snarking on everyone around them They are bitchy, arrogant, and proud to be that way.In Amanda Feral likes to eat Now, since she was turned into a zombie five months ago, her diet has gone from food, to err humans She enjoys eating them too though Her best friend, fellow zombie Wendy and pal, vampire Gil are quite the trio A typical night out for them includes hanging at the hip paranormal spot, the Well of Souls, drinking alcohol the one thing a zombie can digest besides human flesh and snarking on everyone around them They are bitchy, arrogant, and proud to be that way.In pre zombie days, Amanda was a successful ad executive, until the one fateful night some really gross dude breathed on her, and then seconds later Amanda tripped and cracked her skull When she woke up, her body temperature was a cool 68 degrees and her skin took on a lovely translucent tone, highlighted with blue veins Amanda has become an expert at applying makeup to appear normal and has come up with creative ways to keep her therapist, who is also her bed buddy but hey she doesn t have to pay him..in money from noticing this change.Amanda and gang now have another task besides drinking and gossiping, their friend Liesl has gone missing Amanda takes it upon herself to do some investigative work and what she starts to uncover is a pretty scary plan corrupt Seattle and the world with zombies.I was warned before reading Happy Hour of the Damned Heck, I was warned by the author that the book has a certain type of humor that not everyone will enjoy I had some bloggers tell me this is one of the funniest books they had ever read Others warned me that the humor is gross and disgusting and they couldn t see the appeal Now those that know me well, know I have a somewhat immature sense of humor, and I live in a house full of men, so the conversation always ends up in the bathroom sorry men, it s true So I said bring it on Plus, the title contains the words Happy Hour Smexy s favorite two words Even with the warnings, there were times my mouth hung open I laughed until my stomach hurt, and just when I would tell myself, wow, this book can t getshocking, it would What I loved most about this book is Amanda s forthright demeanor She is a zombie Zombie s eat people to live, hence Amanda eats people There is no remorse, or morals in play They go on fun runs where they rent a van and park at the welfare agency They pretend to screen applicants and agree to get them to go in the van I don t need to tell you what happens inside the van Well, she won t eat a kid, and she normally eats those that are less fortunate, but they are still people At first I was a little surprised there was no explanation for her actions But I like that this is how she is This is how a zombie in the real world would act Plus Amanda is just a bitch She is shallow, offensive, and conceded and it totally works.Her friend Wendy is just as sarcastic and snarky, if not worse Add in Gil, the gay vampire, and their observations of the paranormal world will have you giggling throughout And getting back to the bathroom humor let me just say, zombies can t digest anything but humans or alcohol but that doesn t mean Amanda and Wendy don t crave a Starbucks every now and then Instead of drinking and spending an unpleasant time in the bathroom their solution is to wear Depends They carry them around in their purse and some of the funniest moments in the book come when they are discussing this problem.What really made the book unique and notched up the humor level evenare the footnotes throughout the entire book As Amanda is narrating the story, the footnotes provide further humorous observations and it got to the point where my eye would roam to see when we were getting the next one.For a third of the book, Amanda takes us on a flashback telling us how she became a zombie and how she met Amanda and Gil Amanda and her became bosom buddies after bonding over how to cover their blue veined skin with make up I have no intention of walking around looking like the underside of a hard on No way Wendy screamed, turning from the boxes and shoving my shoulder I jumped back, my eyes wide Jesus, what I can t believe you call them that, she said, turning back toward me, a second tub of foundation clutched to her chest, like an Emmy I call them scrotal veins Get the fuck out of here You re my new best friend Although I liked seeing how the gang meets, this is where the story slows down Once we get back to present day, and the plot develops around their missing friend and an evil scheme for a zombie world domination, the pace picks up and flows muchsmoothly.On top of all the funnies and they are constant in this book , there is a mystery to be solved Poor Liesl is missing, and as Amanda says, Christ, how are we going to help Not a caring nurturer in the bunch And that is true they don t freak out and run to the rescue Wardrobe and hair must be considered, and you can never forget about dinner At one point Amanda even admits, I hadn t been focused on finding Liesl with any sincerity I m embarrassed to admit, I was still a bit irritated that she had taken the entire focus away from me Happy Hour of the Damned is probably not for everyone, but it definitely worked for me So different than any paranormal or urban fantasy book I have read I very much look forward to the next two in the series

  5. says:

    Confession Time Zombies Totally not my thing and not sexy I think this could be the very first zombie book I have read, but it won t be the last Contrary to popular belief zombies do not always walk around chanting brains If they are lucky enough to be made zombies, like Amanda Feral, they can continue to function as they did before death, mostly The exception being the devastating and totally gross side effects of eating real food, pale skin even a spray tan won t fix, and the desire Confession Time Zombies Totally not my thing and not sexy I think this could be the very first zombie book I have read, but it won t be the last Contrary to popular belief zombies do not always walk around chanting brains If they are lucky enough to be made zombies, like Amanda Feral, they can continue to function as they did before death, mostly The exception being the devastating and totally gross side effects of eating real food, pale skin even a spray tan won t fix, and the desire for human flesh Other than those minor things, they can carry on with their lives as usual Amanda Feral is trying to do just that, refusing to give up her designer clothes, power career, or warm blooded boyfriend just because she is dead Unfortunately the afterlife isn t so easy for her when one of her friends seemingly goes missing and she finds herself in over her head in someone s attempt to stage a world takeover, one Starbucks at a time.Amanda Feral and friends are quite possibly the most foul mouthed, snarky, and sarcastic group of characters I have come across yet They are dirty and I don t mean spank me dirty, I mean depends dirty Their brand of humor is not for the easily offended or light of heart Living with an experienced master of inappropriate jokes and sarcasm, aka my husband, I figured I was up for the challenge A few times I found myself cringing because Mark Henry holds nothing back, gore and bowels are not off limits However, most of the time I found myself silently snickering and snorting along at bad jokes and hilarious storytelling Mark Henry seems to have the unique ability of making the gory act of zombies eating humans perfectly normal, if not funny.I have only one itty bitty complaint footnotes Happy Hour of the Damned is filled with footnotes, giving you little tidbits of info sure to make you snort out loud Because I didn t want to miss any of the funny, I wasn t about to ignore their existence, but I did find them a tad distracting when reading it on the Kindle Obviously, this is not the fault of the author, but this may be one of those series that are better off read in paperback where you can flip back and forth easily gasp yes, I did indeed say that mark your calendars Being a diehard Kindle lover who avoids dead tree books if at all possible, I did come up with a method that was workable and figured I would share because I am a generous girl like that.Step 1 Before you get reading, use the go to location function from the kindle menu of the book to go to the back of the book and find the start of the footnotes section Hit Alt B to bookmark it.Step 2 Start reading When you get to a foot note use the go to bookmark function to navigate to your bookmark On the K1 all you do is click on the progress bar and then hit the next button I don t know if this is true for the K2.Step 3 Read the usually hilarious footnote, then hit the back button.Step 4 Continue reading to next footnote and then repeat procedure Since there are a lot of footnotes in this book and for some reason each one is on a seperate page , I did reset the bookmark location every 3 4 footnotes so I would have less to page through.Because of Mark Henry s foul mouthed crew of comediens I give Happy Hour of the Damned 4 stars It was fun to read an urban fantasy with main characters who were not battling with moral dilemmas and ethical questions I can t wait to see what else Amanda Feral can get herself into Next up, Road Trip of the Living Dead

  6. says:

    Loved this book It s gross, creepy, twisted, and so funny that my husband kept asking if I needed medical help Seriously, this book is justout there I highly recommend if your humor runs toward the gallows type, and if you have a strong stomach If you could handle Zombieland, you probably will dig this book.I REALLY hope this series continues Bring on book 2 Oh, and the only reason I didn t give it five stars actually, I d give this 4 1 2 stars is that I m looking forward to liking Am Loved this book It s gross, creepy, twisted, and so funny that my husband kept asking if I needed medical help Seriously, this book is justout there I highly recommend if your humor runs toward the gallows type, and if you have a strong stomach If you could handle Zombieland, you probably will dig this book.I REALLY hope this series continues Bring on book 2 Oh, and the only reason I didn t give it five stars actually, I d give this 4 1 2 stars is that I m looking forward to liking Amanda evenin the next books I have a feeling these books are only going to get better

  7. says:

    I did my damndest to avoid reading this book Happy hour and zombies not really my thing Okay well happy hour is, but not really into the zombie thing.But there was that funny zombie thing thing that happened in downtown Austin in January and it seemed like a sign Then you know I love Richelle Mead and Richelle Mead loves Mark Henry so I figure what the hell It took methan a few pages to decide I didn t hate the footnotes and before I knew it I was snarfing my vitamin energy water conco I did my damndest to avoid reading this book Happy hour and zombies not really my thing Okay well happy hour is, but not really into the zombie thing.But there was that funny zombie thing thing that happened in downtown Austin in January and it seemed like a sign Then you know I love Richelle Mead and Richelle Mead loves Mark Henry so I figure what the hell It took methan a few pages to decide I didn t hate the footnotes and before I knew it I was snarfing my vitamin energy water concotion all over the place I was wrong I was so wrong Mark Henry has got it going on This book and its followup nearly did me in I spent the better part of a trip to costco stifling my laughter after passing the Depends in bulk of course and trying to explain to my kids the unexplainable fits of laughter as I read the afternoon away.And the man knows his bags and shoeswell that or his wife does and damn she has good taste

  8. says:

    It s a shame that this book was mis covered and lumped in with a lot of the Urban Fantasy that flooded the market for a brief period Don t get me wrong it s a good read for anyone, UF fans included, and a lot of that other UF was good But thisthis is comic horror Black humor and raw humor and crudity wrapped in designer clothes The book is laugh out loud funny, which is odd to me because most satirical looks at our current society tend to be of the droll and dry variety But this is clea It s a shame that this book was mis covered and lumped in with a lot of the Urban Fantasy that flooded the market for a brief period Don t get me wrong it s a good read for anyone, UF fans included, and a lot of that other UF was good But thisthis is comic horror Black humor and raw humor and crudity wrapped in designer clothes The book is laugh out loud funny, which is odd to me because most satirical looks at our current society tend to be of the droll and dry variety But this is clearly satire, sending up our books, our television and the modern American worldview in the light of a status obsessed woman with a newly developed taste for flesh Henry has a clear style, writing for Feral, that really embodies the SITC voice, but with a good eye for descriptive language and a literary ability to phrase and shape the story

  9. says:

    High larious Footnote 25 made me spray coffee out of my nose luckily it wasn t that hot Or maybe it was a martini Yeah, I m gonna go with a martini it fits the book better.Mark is undoubtedly funny and twisted, but I already knew that If you like Christopher Moore, go buy a copy of HAPPY HOUR.

  10. says:

    A supernatural romance not about vampires, fey, or werewolves, but about zombies Yes, human flesh eating socialite zombies.This was really fun I could have done without all the footnotes, but it was entertaining.

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